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If you combined Pirates of the Caribbean, Blue Crush and your favorite soft-core porn film you'd be left with director John Stockwell's latest offering Into the Blue. Set in the beautiful Bahamas, Into the Blue follows Jared and Sam, a couple played by Paul Walker and Jessica Alba, who are barely scraping by as divers and aquatic gurus.

Jared, the focal point of the film, spends much of his time attempting to fix-up his boat and go explore many of the shipwrecks scattered around Into the blue porn islands.

At any rate, Jared's playboy-lawyer-brother Bryce, played by Scott Caan of Varsity Blues, comes down to visit with new girlfriend Amanda, actress Ashley Scott, whom he's known for all of 14 hours. With Bryce and Into the blue porn in town, the four look for fun in the sun as they somehow have a mansion complete with a speedboat Into the blue porn of Bryce's non-descript boss. Instead of finding buried treasure, however, the group discovers a plane wreck that the audience is introduced to at the film's beginning.

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So after the discovery, Jared and Sam want to report the wreck to authorities and not worry about it. Bryce and "Into the blue porn," however, want to make a lot of money selling cocaine to islanders. At the same time Jared begins finding some artifacts on the ground by the plane, and the more time they spend digging these up, the more tempting a plane full of crank gets. The R-rated crotch shots go up exponentially the Into the blue porn time they spend Into the blue porn. This might be exciting, but it's just sad that Alba, who in other films comes off as pretty talented, is now just a piece of bikini-clad eye candy so people can get very rich off this movie.

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Stockwell and writer Matt Johnson did not intend the movie to be plot-driven, with a great storyline or award-winning script. Instead, it's just a chance to cash in on the last moments of the summer blockbuster season, where movies with sexuality, explosions and nautical violence can really prosper.

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